Funny quote by Mark Twain on heaven and hell

Quote by Mark Twain and heaven and hell.
Quote by Mark Twain and heaven and hell.

A funny quote by Mark Twain on heaven and hell is the topic of this blog post.

“Go to heaven for the climate and hell for the company.” Mark Twain

“This very funny quote just about sums it up about Mark Twain. This is one of his more sarcastic quotes but I have to admit it is one of my favorites. Mark Twain Blunt, irreverent, and willing to say what most people would never have the guts to say in a million years. He was truly one of a kind and since he died there has never been another writer with his wit and wisdom although I believe H. L. Mencken is as close as any other writer has.” Stan Burman

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About Stan Burman.

Stan Burman is an entrepreneur and retired litigation paralegal that worked in California and Federal litigation from January 1995 through September 2017 and has created over 300 sample legal documents for California and Federal litigation which can be viewed at http://www.scribd.com/LegalDocsPro

Visit his website at http://www.legaldocspro.com and his legal blog at http://www.legaldocspro.com/blog

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Quote by Mark Twain on the secret to success

Quote by Mark Twain on the secret to success.
Quote by Mark Twain on the secret to success.

A quote by Mark Twain on the secret to success is the topic of this blog post.

“The secret to success is to make your vocation your vacation.” Mark Twain

“This is a great quote from Mark Twain.  I know from my own personal life experience that when I am working on something that I enjoy doing I am much more relaxed and focused as well as motivated which I have found results in my doing the best job possible.  However when I am working on something that I do not enjoy doing I find it very hard to get anything done.” Stan Burman

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Stan Burman is an entrepreneur and retired litigation paralegal that worked in California and Federal litigation from January 1995 through September 2017 and has created over 300 sample legal documents for California and Federal litigation which can be viewed at http://www.scribd.com/LegalDocsPro

Visit his website at http://www.legaldocspro.net and his legal blog at http://www.legaldocspro.net/blog

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Awesome quote by Mark Twain

“Sing like no one’s listening, love like you’ve never been hurt, dance like nobody’s watching, and live like its heaven on earth.” – Mark Twain

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Quote by Mark Twain on life

A quote by Mark Twain on life is the topic of this blog post.

“Don’t go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing.  It was here first.”  Mark Twain

“This quote by Mark Twain is right on the money! I know from my own personal experience that people who really think that the world owes them a living will never accomplish true success.   I used to associate with people who said the same thing, and to be honest I used to think the same way. So I have seen up close and personal how that kind of thinking will totally cripple a person. Because even if they experience success it will not feel right to them at some level and they will most likely sabotage whatever success they had accomplished.  They do not believe in themselves enough so they expect the rest of the world to carry them through life.” Stan Burman

About Stan Burman.

Stan Burman is an entrepreneur and freelance paralegal who has worked in California and Federal litigation since 1995 and has created over 300 sample legal documents for California and Federal litigation which can be viewed at http://www.scribd.com/LegalDocsPro

Visit his website at http://legaldocspro.net and his legal blog at http://legaldocspro.net/blog

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Quote by Mark Twain on the truth

A quote by Mark Twain on the truth is the topic of this blog post.

“If you tell the truth, you don’t have to remember anything.” Mark Twain

“If there is one thing that anyone who has worked any decent amount of time in the legal profession is that you can almost always spot a liar by the way they talk. Their stories are either too smooth to believe or they seem to forget certain things. Mark Twain is spot on with this comment. If someone is speaking directly and forcefully about something and does not seem in the least bit forgetful they are telling the truth, or at least what they think in their hearts is the truth.” Stan Burman

About Stan Burman.

Stan Burman is an entrepreneur and freelance paralegal who has worked in California and Federal litigation since 1995 and has created over 300 sample legal documents for California and Federal litigation which can be viewed at http://www.scribd.com/LegalDocsPro

Visit his website at http://legaldocspro.net and his legal blog at http://legaldocspro.net/blog

Comments are welcome.

 

Quote by Mark Twain on the difference between schooling and education

A quote by Mark Twain on the difference between schooling and education is the topic of this blog post.

“I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.” Mark Twain

“So many people think that their education ends when they graduate from school, college, etc. Not true.  Their education is just beginning. And Mark Twain clearly understood that. Schooling and education are two different things.  When I look back at my life I realize that the best schooling in life for me came from the school of hard knocks. The brutal realities of life can be hard to face, but once you turn around and face them, your life starts to change.” Stan Burman

About Stan Burman.

Stan Burman is an entrepreneur and freelance paralegal who has worked in California and Federal litigation since 1995 and has created over 300 sample legal documents for California and Federal litigation which can be viewed at http://www.scribd.com/LegalDocsPro

Visit his website at http://legaldocspro.net and his legal blog at http://legaldocspro.net/blog

Comments are welcome.